1 00:00:06,729 --> 00:00:08,270 Where are you going? Where are you headed? 2 00:00:08,570 --> 00:00:10,310 Are you going to your cousin's house or something? 3 00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:19,390 He's been trying to get his cousin laid for... 4 00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:26,190 Yeah, his cousin needs some dick, 5 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:28,210 so we're going to go ahead and go to her house. 6 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:32,310 But his cousin kind of looks like him. Is that a problem? 7 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,400 That's so bad. 8 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:43,420 Come on, man. He's being a good cousin right now. He's trying to get him some 9 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:44,420 dick. 10 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:50,560 Was that what I thought it was? 11 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:54,860 Yeah, 12 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,520 we found the poodle. 13 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:14,220 Yeah, so listen, her name is... Hey, man, you got to fall on the grenade 14 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:17,400 sometime. Her name is Georgiana. 15 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:19,680 Jesus, that already sounds disgusting. 16 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:21,500 Georgiana. 17 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:22,780 Georgiana. 18 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,740 Look, my dick already pissed off. 19 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:27,859 Yeah, right. 20 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:30,600 No, she's got a big, huge clit, just like you like it. 21 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,900 She's got a little penis, just like you like it. 22 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,240 Sometimes we call her Little Dick. 23 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:41,620 That's fucked up. 24 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:53,440 Someone's sitting at the bench, but I don't want to... I need to verify her 25 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,520 first, though. I'm not trying to put her on camera if I know she's... I mean, 26 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,460 she's waiting on the bus. Who the fuck waits for buses? 27 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:07,740 I just want to say, keep pulling up. 28 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:21,530 I don't want to make sure she's, you know. 29 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:30,690 I mean, I guess she looks like she's fine. 30 00:02:31,070 --> 00:02:32,770 What do you think, Tyler? 31 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:36,410 Fuck, I know the mask or like. 32 00:02:43,610 --> 00:02:44,610 All right. 33 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,450 I mean, we're here, right? Yeah. 34 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:49,170 Oh, she's vaping. Oh. 35 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,980 Shit. Oh, she saw you. 36 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,140 Hey, how you doing? 37 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,960 I mean, we could give you a ride if you need a bus. 38 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,800 Okay, I'm waiting for my bus. 39 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,000 I gotta pick up my bus to college. 40 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,720 Okay, you waiting for the bus? 41 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,440 You sure you don't want a ride? 42 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,960 No problem. No problem. 43 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,840 Of course. 44 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:29,660 You can see that from there? 45 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:31,220 So, 46 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,780 you said you're in college? 47 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,540 Yeah. 48 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,500 Okay. 49 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:47,760 You know, I'm doing a... I'm in college. I'm doing a study on vaping and the 50 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,020 effects it has on... 51 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:56,530 You're going to be better than that, bro. You strike out. How about the 52 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:59,750 pentagram? About how good they are for you. 53 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:03,870 Pretty good for you. 54 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,290 I'm not sure if I can hit that. I like it. 55 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:08,810 If you could, what? I'm not sure if I can hit her vape. 56 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:12,770 My buddy wants to know if he can hit your vape. 57 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:15,430 Sorry, no. 58 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:20,089 She said no, dude. She's stingy as fuck. 59 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:21,930 Oh, you think she's pretty, huh? 60 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:23,900 No, she's pretty. Oh, shit. 61 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,120 My buddy thinks you're pretty. 62 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:28,340 Thank you. 63 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,840 How come you don't have a car or something? Like, going to, like, school 64 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,220 bus? That's, like, so, like, fucking 2005. 65 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,760 Signed on money. 66 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,120 Signed on money? 67 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:44,500 But I thought everyone's doing virtual. Are you... Well, I just have to pick up 68 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,500 some books. 69 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,520 Oh. 70 00:04:49,610 --> 00:04:53,310 Listen, I'm doing a little project. I go to film school. I'm doing a little 71 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,650 project. That's why I have this camera. 72 00:04:55,950 --> 00:05:01,190 I just need some participants to kind of finish my final grade project. 73 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:05,350 Can I tell you about it at least? 74 00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:10,130 I just got to go around interviewing people, 75 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:12,630 random people. 76 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:19,210 Ah, just trying to find an interesting story and then, you know, maybe follow 77 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:20,750 on the one. 78 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:25,770 So I gotta interview ten people and then pick the best story and then maybe sort 79 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:28,010 of go from there and build a story around it. 80 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:29,910 I don't know about that. 81 00:05:34,270 --> 00:05:37,610 Oh, shit. I'm gonna drop my camera. I'm gonna throw this out. 82 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:38,909 Where are you going? 83 00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:40,850 It's a fucking bottle. It's a trash can right there. 84 00:05:43,349 --> 00:05:44,690 Oh, you're certainly mad. 85 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:47,570 Look, I'll point it down. Don't worry. 86 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:48,970 Oh, hi. 87 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:50,930 Oh, 88 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:52,790 that was a nice lady. 89 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,830 Yeah, see, I don't want her on my school project. 90 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:57,970 I just had to throw away that fucking water bottle, bro. 91 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:05,770 So... Fuck, man, I really need help. Are you sure I can't, like, five minutes? 92 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,740 Okay, I get it. 93 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,840 You know, I appreciate it. 94 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,340 Appreciate, appreciate it, appreciate it. 95 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:22,900 Are you going to give up? 96 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:24,960 Hell no, I'm not giving up. 97 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:26,860 Hey, look. 98 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,760 I'm sorry. Can I have your name at least so I don't have to just keep... 99 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,180 I don't really talk to strangers. 100 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,100 Well, you've been talking to me for like five minutes. 101 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:43,810 There you go, Bailey. 102 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:45,450 All right. 103 00:06:46,670 --> 00:06:47,670 That's nice. 104 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:50,810 Cute name. My name's Rodrigo. 105 00:06:51,430 --> 00:06:53,310 It's nice to meet you, Rodrigo. 106 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:59,770 Rodrigo. And my buddy that you saw get out in the really tight red shirt, 107 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:01,610 his name's Tony. 108 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:05,710 That's nice. 109 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:07,210 Hey, you know what? 110 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:12,370 Look. I got a little bit of cash. I mean, I really need to get this project 111 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:17,310 done. I mean, my dad kind of, you know, gave me my... Gave me a little bit of 112 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:21,010 spending money to try and help get the project done. He really needs me to pass 113 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:22,010 this class. 114 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:27,050 I mean, I could give you a hundred bucks for the interview if you don't mind. I 115 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:32,550 know it's unusual, but I really need this grade and I really need to turn it 116 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:36,010 And I'm just... Nobody wants to fucking help me out, you know? It's like 117 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:39,230 everyone's... Acting like there's a pandemic or something. 118 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:41,490 Well, there is a pandemic. 119 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:46,530 I don't know. 120 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:49,930 It really is money, but I don't know. 121 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,290 Yo, can you reverse it? 122 00:07:54,930 --> 00:07:55,930 Reverse it right there? 123 00:07:57,290 --> 00:08:02,170 I think she's going to do it. Try not to get on the... Yeah, go straight back. 124 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,210 You're good. 125 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,310 Yep, you're good. Go straight back. 126 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:12,810 So, I had to get a better look. 127 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:16,590 I think it's rude if I keep yelling at you. Yeah. 128 00:08:17,270 --> 00:08:18,270 Yeah. 129 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:19,470 I guess so. 130 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:23,410 But look, I got $100, quick little interview. 131 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:30,070 You know, I mean, maybe it'll help you pay for your books or something. I don't 132 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,330 know. I mean, it definitely could. 133 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:36,110 I would really need it to really use that money. 134 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,919 I mean, it'll take five minutes of your time. 135 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,220 We'll wait right here. We're not even going anywhere. 136 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,980 Just kind of, you know, just going to ask you a couple questions, stuff like 137 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:50,980 that. 138 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,840 So, look, you can... Oh, 139 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:57,560 you want to come in? 140 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:58,920 I don't know. 141 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,820 Shit, she wants to come in? 142 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:02,980 Maybe, if it's only five minutes. 143 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:07,180 Well, I mean, I was, yeah, if you don't, I mean, I thought maybe you wanted to 144 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:10,300 do it. I mean, I could, we could go come inside. That's fine. I mean. 145 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,000 I mean, it is better for audio, to be honest with you. It's kind of hot out 146 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:14,599 here, too. 147 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,400 It's cold in here. It's nice and cold in here. 148 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:20,560 Look, have her look inside so she knows, like, I don't think she cares. I think 149 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,200 she just wants the cold air. I, yeah, I'm just really hot. 150 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:25,760 Enjoying the breeze? Look, look. It feels really nice. 151 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:30,400 I mean, if you're willing to come inside, I'd love to have, we'd love to 152 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,389 you in. 153 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:33,270 We got everything. We got duct tape, Hank. I'm kidding. 154 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:34,930 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 155 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:38,410 Jesus. I don't know about that. Jesus, fuck, man. 156 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,050 I'm just kidding. I'm Tony. 157 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:44,090 Look, let me give you the money. Bailey, nice to meet you. Hey, you should 158 00:09:44,090 --> 00:09:46,790 really be taking the money first. You shouldn't just... Yeah, definitely. 159 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:48,750 You almost got a free interview. 160 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:52,850 All right, well, I guess I'll go in. 161 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,910 Here, I'll get the money. Don't worry about it. Yeah. 162 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,720 We're getting some sun. Yeah. 163 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,099 Getting a little red. 164 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,220 She's getting red. 165 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,400 Uh -oh. 166 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,939 What'd you do? 167 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:15,680 The window broke again? The window's just been acting up. If you want, can 168 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,680 sit right here close to me? 169 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,140 See, his dad gave him money, and he's paying for interviews instead of fixing 170 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:22,140 the window. 171 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:26,500 So, here, I'm just going to adjust my camera a little bit. 172 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:32,000 And, uh, all right. I should probably be wearing this. 173 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:37,380 I mean, we've all been tested. 174 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:41,040 I mean, we're kind of, you know. I get tested, too, so. 175 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,260 Okay. Well, we're okay. Yeah, we're okay if you're okay. 176 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,460 COVID clear? 177 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:47,740 100%. Through that. 178 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:53,460 So, do you mind if we drive a little bit? 179 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,940 Why don't we take you to college, take you to your school or something, your 180 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:57,940 campus? Oh, no, that's okay. 181 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,980 The bus will be here in, like, 10 minutes. 182 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,490 Okay, are you sure, though? 183 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,190 10 minutes, though, because we're kind of blocking the bus stop. 184 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,530 How about this? How about this? 185 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,630 I get it. You don't want us to know who you go to, I guess, huh? 186 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:15,510 I mean, I just... Listen, you're doing the right thing. 187 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:19,130 You did everything right, but get in the van. 188 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:21,090 Unfortunately. 189 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,460 But it's okay. You're making every credit. Dude, shut up. I know. I'm kind 190 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:28,720 nervous. I don't know. I was just like, I just like. 191 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:29,960 You were the most surprised. 192 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,020 Yeah. 193 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,040 The most. The obvious. 194 00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:37,780 But look, we're good people. And then you like backed out. You were like, and 195 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,400 was like, okay. Yeah, we're good people though. We're good people. But we're 196 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,219 going to drive. 197 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:46,060 How about we just drive your route then? We'll follow the bus route and you 198 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:48,920 could get out at any time after the interview. Five minutes. 199 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:53,020 Okay. So just drive straight. Just drive straight. I can cut it down. He said 200 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,060 ten, now he said five. 201 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,020 Perfect. But you said your name's Bailey? 202 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,460 Yes. That's awesome. You're in college? 203 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:00,780 Yes. 204 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,200 What a crazy time to be living your life right now, huh? 205 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,480 Yeah, it is pretty crazy. It's been hard. 206 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:16,120 I mean, were you excited for college, thinking, you know, the whole college 207 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,520 and maybe living on campus and doing the whole... 208 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,400 You know, college experience, and now everyone's online. 209 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:27,240 Yes. I mean, I kind of wanted to take online classes to begin with. I'm not 210 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:31,140 really a people person, so... And you just got in a van with three random 211 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:35,240 strangers? I mean... And you're not a people's person, huh? 212 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:36,980 Well, all right. 213 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,120 Well, you never know. 214 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,540 You're making her uncomfortable. 215 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:46,560 I don't know. I guess I need the money. 216 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:50,090 You know, a hundred bucks, I really do need the money. 217 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:54,290 Are you sure? 218 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:58,230 Yeah, man, it's another hundred. Listen, man, I'll spend my dad's money all day. 219 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,410 He's got plenty of it. 220 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:03,170 He doesn't need it. 221 00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,370 Really, really. 222 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:05,990 Look at how she puts it right away. 223 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,400 Buy my books. 224 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:14,080 So you were on your way to go buy your books, huh? Is school fucking expensive? 225 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,920 Oh, my God, it's so expensive. 226 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,600 Yeah, I read a lot about them being just institutions for fucking basically just 227 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,600 money and shit. 228 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:27,580 It's crazy. It's all about money. I wasn't going to go, but, you know, I 229 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:32,500 I like helping people, so I'm going to go for social work. 230 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,180 Social work? Yeah. 231 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:38,480 Okay, well make sure you let those kids know. Do not get in white vans with 232 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,480 random strangers. 233 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:43,440 Okay? Even if you need the money. I'll make them well aware. 234 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,600 Even if you need the money. It's definitely a no -no. 235 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:53,160 Well... There's not like... There's like only like one occasion that it's okay 236 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,600 and it just happens to be today. So you're like... You hit the jackpot. 237 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:58,620 you hit the jackpot. 238 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,590 I heard vaping is really bad for you, though. 239 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:04,950 Oh, yeah. 240 00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:08,010 Yeah, it is. 241 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,330 Cool. Kind of. 242 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,050 Fuck it. 243 00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:15,990 This is a vape -free bus, man. Not anymore, it's not. 244 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,230 What the fuck? 245 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:21,750 I mean, you kind of signed yourself up for that when you wanted me to get in so 246 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:25,290 badly. She's right, dude. She's got you there. She comes and said, vape comes 247 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,290 with me. 248 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:31,360 So what do you do? Do your parents pay for everything? 249 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,300 No, I am taking loans out. 250 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,540 Oh, no way. 251 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,460 I just work at a coffee shop. 252 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:40,960 Well, that sucks. 253 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,460 What are you playing with there? Is that what I think it is? 254 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,760 What? Oh, it's a pencil. 255 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,900 Really? Yeah. 256 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,060 So you're into that kind of stuff, huh? 257 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,580 Yeah. So your major is social work. What's your minor? 258 00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:57,810 Mother nature? 259 00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:00,190 I'm like a natural healer. 260 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,250 Like holistic? 261 00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,170 Yeah. Okay. 262 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:10,450 So I'm actually taking classes for like Reiki healing, like spiritual healing, 263 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:13,990 and like Wiccan classes. 264 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,710 Wow. And astrology. 265 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:20,350 You're not going to do any sacrifices to her? Oh, no. I don't do that. I'm a 266 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:23,090 good person. So what's your sign then? 267 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,390 I'm a Pisces. 268 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:28,080 Okay. Yep, but I also have a lot of Aries in me, too. 269 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:33,080 I'm, like, my moon's Aries and my rising's Aries. So, who's your favorite, 270 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:39,940 sign? What's my, my most, okay, well, like, my most compatible sign would be, 271 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,580 uh. I'm really hoping you're going to say mine. 272 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:48,020 It's, like, Scorpio or. That close, that close. 273 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:53,080 With, like, well, males, it differs. It's, like, very, like, with female, 274 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,140 female Scorpio. 275 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,860 They're yeah, I'm like male Scorpios. 276 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:04,880 I don't know. I like male burgos They're like ambition, but then they're like 277 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:10,240 not good for me. You know, I don't know. There's a lot She 278 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:14,080 said zebras 279 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,450 is an Aquarius. 280 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:28,410 Ooh. I love that next part. She's burning holes in the back of your head 281 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:29,410 her eyeballs. 282 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:31,630 Wait, what are you? 283 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,410 I'm a cusp between Taurus and Aries. 284 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:35,630 Oh. 285 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,270 So you're getting burned too? 286 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:42,530 Taurus and Aries. But she says she's an Aries though. Yeah. She says she's a 287 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,469 flight Aries. 288 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,470 I'm mostly fire and air. 289 00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:52,130 So like how my chart is, like I'm 40 % fire, 40 % air, and then 10 % water, 10 290 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,760 earth. What am I? 291 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,440 So you open -minded? 292 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,460 I'm very open -minded. 293 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,540 Yeah? Very liberal? You believe in gays and lesbians? 294 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:02,860 Oh, yeah. I am bi. 295 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,999 You're bi? 296 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,700 Yeah. Oh. Of course. And I have a trans sibling. 297 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,260 Trans sibling. 298 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,520 Interesting. Yeah. 299 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:16,160 And then, what about nudity? Do you like nudity? 300 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,339 No. Do you care? 301 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,700 Nude beaches? 302 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,940 I mean, I love, like, I think I've been. 303 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:28,470 I actually just moved down here, and I went to a nude beach, and it was so 304 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:33,530 lovely. Being in the water, like, naked in the ocean. Wow, so you're freeing 305 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,309 like that? 306 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,030 Love it. It's, like, very grounding. 307 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,150 So you're, like, free bird, free love? 308 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,770 Yes. Okay, cool. So you're a hippie. 309 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,230 Peace, love, and... Peace, love, and happiness. 310 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,550 All right. All that good shit. Peace, love, unity, and respect. 311 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,030 So would you... 312 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,060 Would you show us your titties for money? 313 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,760 You said you're open -minded. 314 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,720 So I'm just throwing that out there. 315 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,280 Yeah, I don't know. 316 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,660 From one step to five steps. 317 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:05,980 I'm sorry, look. 318 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,880 Aren't Taurus's straight up? 319 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,540 Yeah, they are. They're forward, right? 320 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,480 I'm Taurus and Aries, so I figured, yo. 321 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,560 Will you take your shirt off for money? I just figured out, fuck it, what's the 322 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,560 worst you can say? No. 323 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,520 But hey, figured out. 324 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 What? 325 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,620 Is that the Pisces? 326 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:33,280 No, the Pisces is like, and the Aries is like, how much? 327 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,920 So the Pisces is intrigued. 328 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:39,840 The Pisces is like, is intrigued, yeah. Is intrigued? 329 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:44,080 And the Aries is like, ready to do it. So the Pisces doesn't care about the 330 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,960 money. The Pisces just cares about the act, like thinking it's pretty like. 331 00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:52,090 Are you like an adrenaline thing? Do you like crazy shit? 332 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,630 Yeah. I think you're exciting her. 333 00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,950 Do you like roller coasters? 334 00:18:58,190 --> 00:18:59,490 Yeah, I love roller coasters. 335 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:03,330 Oh, skydiving? Have you done that yet? No, but I've always wanted to. What 336 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,330 skydiving naked? 337 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:05,470 Oh, my God. 338 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:09,170 I feel like... Wouldn't that feel like a... That would not be good. 339 00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:11,410 No, it's exhilarating. 340 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,050 But I feel like a bunch of air would go up. 341 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,300 You won't know until you try it. 342 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,220 But let's go back to... So I got money. 343 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,740 Like I said, my dad, you know. 344 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,420 Jesus Christ, dude. 345 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,200 I can have all of that? No, hell no. 346 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:32,899 Hell no. 347 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:37,980 No, but this is like for my college. This is what he's invested in my... This 348 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,380 what he has invested in my education. 349 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,620 Invested in my education. 350 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,940 Yo, Pops hooked you up. 351 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,060 Are you fucking kidding me? In your education? 352 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,680 In my education. Sit your ass down. 353 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,900 No, here, you can hold it. 354 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,340 How's 200 bucks? 355 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,520 Take your titties out. 356 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:05,700 Come on, all this peace, love, and talking about how you're free and open. 357 00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:08,540 Maybe like 300. 358 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:11,660 Ah, there's the Aries. Oh my god. 359 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:16,050 The Ares is haggling. The nude beach was free. The fucking, yeah, exactly. What 360 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,050 the fuck? 361 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:20,790 You guys are out of this. Maybe we should have showed her the stack. That's 362 00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:21,790 it is. 363 00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:25,570 I know, I should never show this, right? We should have put one bill at a time. 364 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,150 Are we stopped at a light? Where the fuck are we? 365 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,110 So, alright, three, 300. 366 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,670 Okay. You'll do it? 367 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:37,710 Oh, shit, she'll do it. Shut up. 368 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,430 300, fine, show us your titties. 369 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,550 Okay, give me the money first. 370 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,170 There you go. There's the Aries. 371 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:46,990 And in the bag. 372 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,150 Putting it right in the bag. She's smart. 373 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:55,790 Like... Tauruses are trustworthy, though. Really, this is really exciting 374 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:57,170 because I can see your nipples are hard from here. 375 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:00,310 Fucking pervert. 376 00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:01,530 Fuck you. 377 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:04,650 Damn. Holy shit. 378 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,190 Wow. Okay, well... 379 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,300 That was a titty. 380 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,660 Holy fuck. 381 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,960 I wish you'd keep talking just with your titties out. 382 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,940 Do you want me to take this off? 383 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,320 Sure. Take it off. 384 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:26,800 So tell us more about the necklace. So you believe in Mother Nature? 385 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,679 I do. 386 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:35,160 I believe in the gods, the goddesses, and the fate of the earth. 387 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,290 Yeah. and, like, all living creatures, right? 388 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:40,530 Insects and shit. 389 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:41,890 Like, yeah. 390 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:46,530 I, like, I hug trees, and I thank... You're a tree hugger. I had my huge tree 391 00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:51,790 hugger, and I, like, I thank the trees and the... So you must love wood. 392 00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:54,870 What kind of wood? 393 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,080 Yeah, we're good, man. She likes the wood. 394 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:02,860 Don't cover them now. They're perfect. Let them be free, yeah. 395 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,860 Yeah, look. Here, put your foot down. There you go. Good. 396 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,420 Put your foot on his head. There you go. 397 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,900 So you're a tree hugger, huh? 398 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,200 Yeah. Peace, love. So do you think you're like a major hippie in your past 399 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:19,140 Oh, I was, uh... Do you believe in reincarnation? Yeah, 100%. In my past 400 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:23,800 was like... So, do you know, like, I'm a starseed. 401 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,540 What the fuck is that? 402 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 You're an alien? 403 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,100 She's an alien. 404 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,700 Um, kind of. 405 00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:39,740 What is a starseed? Okay, so starseeds are people who have... You keep 406 00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:43,100 covering them. Are you fondling yourself or trying to cover them? I'm just 407 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,100 touching them. 408 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:47,920 It's a habit. They're just there. I just like to play with them. 409 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,340 I'd like to play with them. 410 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,100 So starseed. 411 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,140 Okay, so you're distracting me. 412 00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,860 Was it the grabbing them or did I want to play with them? 413 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,020 I think both. 414 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:08,280 He's a titty hugger. You're a tree hugger. He's a titty hugger. 415 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,740 Can I hug your titties? 416 00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,380 How much? 417 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:15,160 Oh, my God. Did we pick up a stripper? 418 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,780 Do you strip? Are you a stripper? 419 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,620 No. I thought it was just going to be free love. 420 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:21,350 Yeah, it's free love, right? 421 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:23,530 I can hug them. I'm gonna hug them. 422 00:23:25,390 --> 00:23:26,390 That's not hugging. 423 00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:29,049 Maybe not. 424 00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:34,450 Yeah, it was not hugging. That was like... She didn't say suck on them. I'm 425 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,050 sucking on them. I'm just hugging them. 426 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:37,169 You like them? 427 00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:38,029 I love them. 428 00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:39,790 Perfect. Jesus, man. 429 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:44,470 Back up! 430 00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,190 Weirdo! Oh, sorry. 431 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,720 Can you blame me? 432 00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:51,480 No. I just don't want to freak her out too soon. 433 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,060 I kind of like it. 434 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,280 Oh! 435 00:23:56,060 --> 00:24:02,340 Alright, so tell us more about this starseed shit. Okay, so 436 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:09,000 starseeds are people with supernatural abilities that have 437 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 reincarnated. 438 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,320 It's a lot. 439 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,020 Yeah, yeah, nice. Keep telling us. 440 00:24:16,909 --> 00:24:17,909 Shit. 441 00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:19,470 She caught me. 442 00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:21,770 She caught me. Don't do that. 443 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,290 All right. If we won't, we won't. 444 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:24,650 All right. 445 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:29,650 So, Starseed, okay, so you're an alien from what planet? 446 00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:33,110 Lyria. 447 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:37,210 Lyria. There you see. She had a name. No, there's all, like, this is, like, 448 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:41,010 there's, like, a bunch of, there's, so there's Lyria, Syria. 449 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:42,119 Shut up. 450 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,600 I like when they just hang. Have you heard of, like, the... Good posture. 451 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,340 you go. The Draconians. 452 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:50,320 There's... Wait, the Draconians? Isn't that out of some movie? 453 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:53,020 No, that's, like, it's part of the Starseeds. 454 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:54,600 I'm from Alpha Centauri. 455 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:58,080 Yeah, but it's part of the Star... They got it from Starseeds. 456 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,520 Okay. Because, like, there's... It's, like, a whole... It's, like... It's, 457 00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:06,540 a spiritual thing. Like, I'm, like, also psychic and, like... I was told I'm 458 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,540 part Chewbacca. 459 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,100 Um... 460 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:12,980 I can see it. 461 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,360 Damn it. 462 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,760 Well, we know what you're going to do for Halloween. 463 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,140 What the fuck? 464 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:22,140 All right, so that's good. You're an alien from outer space. Nice. 465 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,580 So, does this alien have a boyfriend? 466 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,020 No. She said ex or... Ex. 467 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:30,700 I got... Is that before or after the titties came out? 468 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:37,360 Before, but... Shit, I don't know. I just got out of a long relationship. 469 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,420 Really? Yeah, like a month ago. 470 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:41,690 Wow. So what happened? 471 00:25:41,910 --> 00:25:43,550 You cheat on him or he cheat on you? No. 472 00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:46,970 He is a little bitch. 473 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:50,210 Yeah. He's a little pussy ass bitch. 474 00:25:50,610 --> 00:25:51,609 There you go. 475 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:55,390 Right here. Tell him. You little pussy ass bitch. Little pussy ass bitch. 476 00:25:56,370 --> 00:26:00,790 And broke up with me because it was too much for him. 477 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,090 What was too much? 478 00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:04,410 Me. 479 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,750 Like what? 480 00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:08,890 The relationship. But no, it was literally just because. 481 00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:12,620 He saw his ex, and then he thought that he had feelings for her, so he went and 482 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:16,560 fucked her for, like, a couple days and then ran back to me. But then, and then, 483 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:20,620 like, I guess you were like, nope, fuck you. I was like, fuck you, bye, and I 484 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:25,220 left. He's a fucker. What planet is he from? What is he? Oh, he's, uh, he's not 485 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:26,220 any, no. 486 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,720 Fitchonia? No. 487 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,780 He's a dumpster. He's a dumpster baby. Yeah, he's, yeah. 488 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,200 He's a dumpster baby. Ah. 489 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:36,960 What's his first name? 490 00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,060 Gavin. 491 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,300 Gavin? Gavin. 492 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:42,540 Gavin. 493 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,340 Gavin, how the fuck? 494 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,660 Now look at her, see? Don't make her throw up, bro. Yeah, seriously. 495 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,520 Now she's on video. 496 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:55,500 And he, like, he makes music, and he started to, like, make these songs about 497 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,720 and, like, calling me a pig and shit. 498 00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,599 Poor girl. 499 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,400 All right, let's stop talking about Gavin. Fuck Gavin. 500 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,820 Fuck you, dude. 501 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:03,979 You fuck. 502 00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:07,000 What the fuck, Gavin? You made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. 503 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,760 ready to throw some money at her. Look, I'm ready to throw some money at her. 504 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,480 Look, you know what would really piss Gavin off? 505 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,640 If you let me pay you to get naked. 506 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,420 Uh, all of this? Gavin's music ain't gonna make money like that. That's for 507 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:25,400 sure. All of this? I'll give you all of that if you're willing to get naked. 508 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:26,900 It's like $500. 509 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:28,580 Is it? 510 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,400 You're really costing cash, bro. 511 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:34,820 That shit is more than that. Four, five, six, seven hundred dollars. 512 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,020 Would you stop? Eight hundred? 513 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:38,620 What? Eight hundred to get naked? 514 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,440 Would that help you with your books? 515 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:45,960 This would more than, oh my god, yeah, with all of the money, it would be paid 516 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,800 off. And look, you don't even have to spend it on the book that you don't 517 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,180 It's yours. You do whatever you want with it. But are you willing to get 518 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,220 and piss off Gavin? 519 00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:57,970 You already made that decision. 520 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,730 I guess so. 521 00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:03,790 Why not? 522 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,070 Why not? You only live once, Yolo. 523 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:09,350 Yolo. You only live once on this planet Earth. 524 00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:12,330 So what, you just want me to get naked and sit here? 525 00:28:13,370 --> 00:28:18,590 I would like you to get naked and get comfortable, yes. Completely naked? 526 00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:20,210 Yes. 527 00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:21,630 You'd beach style. 528 00:28:23,330 --> 00:28:25,350 She actually is getting naked. 529 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,740 What'd you think was gonna happen? 530 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:34,200 You can take your shoes off, too. 531 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:36,320 They might smell. 532 00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,640 Those hippie shoes. 533 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,800 Okay, well, there she is. 534 00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:50,760 Alright, homie did really fuck up. That is a really pretty kitty. 535 00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:56,770 She has no problem opening her legs, huh? 536 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:03,430 Does this, um... Do you masturbate a lot? 537 00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:04,970 Yeah. 538 00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:08,490 Does this, like, turn you on in a sort of way? 539 00:29:08,690 --> 00:29:09,690 Kind of. 540 00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:12,130 When was the last time you had sex with a human? 541 00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:14,630 Aliens don't count. 542 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:15,670 On planet Earth. 543 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:17,410 Well, yeah. 544 00:29:18,410 --> 00:29:19,510 It's been a while. 545 00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:22,350 Yeah? It's been a minute. 546 00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:26,610 That's a couple months? 547 00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:28,030 Yeah. 548 00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:32,390 That can't be real. Well, I haven't had sex since we broke up, so. 549 00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:38,350 Well, that is a shame you're being neglected. 550 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,070 It's okay, you can play with it. 551 00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,310 I'm good, I'm good. 552 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:44,690 Are you nervous? 553 00:29:49,630 --> 00:29:50,630 Kind of. 554 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:56,410 Look, you know what? This is a perfect time. I don't know if she's down. 555 00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:59,550 I don't know if she's down, but this would be a perfect time. I finally have 556 00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:01,370 good, legitimate... Fuck you. 557 00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:08,010 Listen, last time... I don't know who was the judge last time, but I feel like 558 00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:13,270 it was more on your side. What is it called? It wasn't a neutral judge. It 559 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,330 wasn't a... Impartial? 560 00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:15,650 Impartial judge. 561 00:30:16,410 --> 00:30:18,350 This time I feel like we have an impartial judge. 562 00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:21,660 You mean like a... Non -biased. Non -biased judge. 563 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,880 So she'll give an honest opinion. An honest opinion. 564 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,600 Excuse me. Would you be willing to judge something for us? 565 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:36,360 What? Well, just judge something that only, you know, that we need you for. 566 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,880 we need an unbiased, honest opinion. 567 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:45,540 Okay. You know, negative or positive. We want an honest opinion because this is 568 00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:46,880 the big money between me and him. 569 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,480 What is it? 570 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,120 $500? 571 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,220 What would I take? 572 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,000 $1 ,000? No, no, no. Last time was $500. Two minutes? 573 00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:58,820 One minute? No, wait, wait, wait. It was $500, two minutes, but this time you 574 00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,380 have to give me more time. So $1 ,000, 575 00:31:01,780 --> 00:31:02,780 three and a half minutes. 576 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760 That's the bet. 577 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,680 Because I lost last time, so I'm trying to double back. 578 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,280 Three and a half minutes? 579 00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:13,140 Three and a half minutes, $1 ,000, because I'm trying to get back the $500 580 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:14,099 lost last time. 581 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,440 All right. 582 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:16,660 Are you down? 583 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,040 Four. I need you. 584 00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:21,490 to judge something. I need three minutes of your time. Three and a half minutes 585 00:31:21,490 --> 00:31:28,430 of your time. He claims that he's really good at 586 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,550 fellatio. I know. 587 00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:32,810 Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus. 588 00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:35,350 We already know. Do you know what that means? 589 00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:40,850 Yeah. He claims he's that good that he would be able to make you cum in three 590 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:41,850 and a half minutes. 591 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:43,430 Oh. 592 00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:46,990 I feel like she has some bad news for you. 593 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:51,390 That looked like one of those, uh, that takes me a long time to come from that. 594 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,410 That's not the crack? 595 00:31:52,970 --> 00:31:53,970 It depends. 596 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:59,530 Do you like, do you, do you like that pussy licking? 597 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:00,730 Yeah, of course. 598 00:32:01,530 --> 00:32:08,230 And do you find, I should have asked this before, but do you find yourself, 599 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:13,710 easily coming from fellatio, or is it hard? Have you ever? 600 00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:14,910 No, it's easy. 601 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,500 If you know what you're doing. 602 00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:18,400 Okay, okay, I like that. 603 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:23,100 See, that's why I say that it depends, because, you know, not a lot of people 604 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:30,080 know how to, like... So... Most guys just go in 605 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:30,979 and do it just like that. 606 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:34,920 Like a fucking loser. Yeah, and they're like... So, so I'm asking you, Bailey, 607 00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,980 what do you think? 608 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,780 Look, it's not fair if I don't offer something for the judging part. So here, 609 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,640 I'll give you $300. 610 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:48,520 I'll give you $500 to judge it. 611 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:53,900 $500. I mean, shit, I already gave you $800 to get naked. I mean, come on. At 612 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:55,540 this point, you've got like $2 ,000. I guess. 613 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,559 You'll let him? 614 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,560 Yeah. 615 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,520 All right. 616 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:05,300 How should she do it? How should you do it? How do you want to do it? I want her 617 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,300 absolutely comfortable. 618 00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:07,780 That's one of the key elements. 619 00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:09,960 Okay, so then what? Laying up there? 620 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,180 How she wants it. 621 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,499 How do you like it? 622 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,460 Do you like to be sitting? Do you like to be laying down? 623 00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:20,240 Show us. 624 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,720 Show us how you like it. 625 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,500 Like this? 626 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,040 Oh my God, she's going to let you. 627 00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,420 Start your clock. 628 00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:41,910 Okay, here we go. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 629 00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:43,890 And go. 630 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,520 Oh. 631 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,400 Fuck you. 632 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440 Time's up. 633 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:20,640 So, I got one question because maybe she just didn't say anything. 634 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:26,060 And honestly, from one to ten. 635 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,720 One to ten. 636 00:37:34,580 --> 00:37:37,180 Oh, come on. Ten? 637 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,720 And did you come in that three minutes? 638 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:41,530 A little bit. 639 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:46,410 A little bit. Nah, you had to make her come, buddy. No, no, no, no. It was a 640 00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:51,030 scale, and it was a 10. No, it wasn't. And you have to give her more time, bro. 641 00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:54,830 I don't know. Maybe she just wants to be penetrated. 642 00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:59,230 What about if he sticks it right in right now? Would you let him? 643 00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:03,230 Yeah. 644 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:07,170 He's over here slapping me on the leg like, get in there. 645 00:38:17,450 --> 00:38:18,450 You could maybe redeem yourself. 646 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:20,850 Can't make her come. 647 00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:22,990 We'll see you again. Maybe you can. 648 00:41:19,439 --> 00:41:21,600 You like it nice and deep, don't you, huh? Yes. 649 00:42:23,029 --> 00:42:24,710 I don't see that pretty little face. 650 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,100 Yeah, that's nice 651 00:44:07,509 --> 00:44:08,509 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 652 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,319 Oh, my God. 653 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,060 Oh, fuck, yes. 654 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,440 Yeah. 655 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,840 Yeah. 656 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,360 Yeah. Yeah. 657 00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:45,430 Let her get up, bro. We're out. 658 00:45:45,690 --> 00:45:47,810 You were standing on her hair. 659 00:45:49,130 --> 00:45:50,490 Let me see you. Let me see you. 660 00:47:37,310 --> 00:47:38,550 Gavin, you fucked up. 661 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,450 Fuck that motherfucker to bed. 662 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,680 Oh, man. 663 00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:08,980 Just like that. 664 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,280 My fucking hair. 665 00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:26,879 You got no hands. 666 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:27,880 Oh, God. 667 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,600 No hands. Put your hands down. 668 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,180 Yes. Look at the camera. 669 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,560 Oh, yeah. 670 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,800 Oh, fuck. 671 00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:54,000 Try to fuck her again. 672 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:55,300 Oh, my God. 673 00:50:58,320 --> 00:50:59,940 This girl had a nice butt. See ya. 674 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:07,800 I want to try something. 675 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,200 What do you want to try? 676 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,660 Hold on. She was trying to say something. What's up? 677 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,620 I want to try something. 678 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,600 What do you want to try, baby? 679 00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:22,700 Tell him what you want to try. 680 00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:29,060 I can't. 681 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,260 Would you stop fucking me for a second? I can't help myself. 682 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:38,800 I want to try, like, 683 00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:41,040 butt stuff. 684 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:43,540 Holy shit. 685 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:44,900 Like, what do you mean? 686 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,540 Really? Like, butt stuff? Like, strap on? Like, maybe play with his ass? 687 00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:51,800 I think he's kind of into that. No. 688 00:51:57,710 --> 00:51:59,230 Fuck me in the ass. 689 00:51:59,670 --> 00:52:00,870 Wait, are you? 690 00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:02,870 What the fuck? 691 00:52:03,950 --> 00:52:05,030 How old are you? 692 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:06,250 19. 693 00:52:07,830 --> 00:52:13,790 Look at this asshole, bro. I mean... Are you sure? 694 00:52:14,430 --> 00:52:15,430 Yeah. 695 00:52:17,070 --> 00:52:18,070 Yeah. 696 00:52:23,830 --> 00:52:24,830 Tyler? 697 00:52:27,779 --> 00:52:28,779 Yeah, help her out. 698 00:53:22,510 --> 00:53:26,210 Matter of fact, you could probably pull over while we try to carefully... Oh, 699 00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:29,870 she's got it. Oh, fuck! 700 00:53:30,510 --> 00:53:31,850 Oh, she's fucking got it. 701 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,280 Shit, you're going deep. 702 00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:14,760 I'm 703 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:23,680 gonna 704 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,400 tell your little fucking asshole to go to bed. 705 00:55:42,410 --> 00:55:43,410 Awesome. 706 00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,920 Yeah. That's some acid work. 707 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,180 You like it fucking deep in there, don't you? Yes. Oh my god. 708 00:57:37,610 --> 00:57:38,890 bangbros .com. 709 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,240 Are they on our side or something? No, no, no, no. 710 01:00:17,230 --> 01:00:18,230 Oh, my God. 711 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,080 You want to come? 712 01:04:46,610 --> 01:04:48,170 Oops, I swallowed it. You swallowed it. 713 01:04:48,430 --> 01:04:49,430 Yeah, 714 01:04:50,370 --> 01:04:51,770 that was her. She's like, okay. 715 01:04:54,810 --> 01:04:55,810 Make it clean. 716 01:04:56,310 --> 01:04:58,330 Did you swallow it all because you're greedy? 717 01:05:04,210 --> 01:05:06,270 You missed a spot. 718 01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:09,730 You ain't kidding. 719 01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:14,070 Shit. 720 01:05:14,350 --> 01:05:15,350 Bro. 721 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,160 19 -year -old anal. 722 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,160 Is that fun? 723 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,060 Yeah. Yeah? Yo, you almost at her school? 724 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,060 I don't even know what school she's going to. Listen. 725 01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:33,520 Hold on, hold on. Relax. 726 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:38,180 Shit, get my money, actually. Fuck. You really want me to touch your money right 727 01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:39,180 now? 728 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,680 I'll protect it. Yeah. 729 01:05:42,220 --> 01:05:43,220 In a second. 730 01:05:45,870 --> 01:05:47,430 You're crazy. What the hell just happened? 731 01:05:48,390 --> 01:05:49,930 It was so much fun. 732 01:05:51,950 --> 01:05:53,850 You made a lot of money towards your books. 733 01:05:54,510 --> 01:05:55,810 It was worth it. 734 01:05:56,450 --> 01:05:57,450 Pretty impressed. 735 01:05:58,290 --> 01:05:59,290 Pretty impressed. 736 01:06:01,110 --> 01:06:04,190 You want us to take you to your school? 737 01:06:04,450 --> 01:06:06,650 I mean, let's take you to campus. You're probably going to get late if we don't 738 01:06:06,650 --> 01:06:07,650 end up taking you. 739 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:12,250 Here, tell the driver. I definitely missed the bus. Tell the driver. 740 01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:13,470 Thanks. 741 01:06:26,090 --> 01:06:28,270 Alright, so, we good? You guys got it? Yeah. 742 01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:30,150 Alright. 743 01:06:32,390 --> 01:06:34,550 Um, yeah, let's just, uh, let's head there. 744 01:06:35,710 --> 01:06:37,210 Um, fuck, do you hear that? 745 01:06:38,390 --> 01:06:39,890 Oh my god, pull over, quick. 746 01:06:41,850 --> 01:06:46,190 What, seriously, again? The fucking engine, you hear that, right? Bro, I 747 01:06:46,190 --> 01:06:47,370 you had this thing fucking fixed. 748 01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:50,110 Stop it right here, stop it right here, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, shit. 749 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:53,350 Fuck, hold on, do you hear that? We're supposed to get this thing fucking fixed 750 01:06:53,350 --> 01:06:54,550 like a thousand times, I hear it. 751 01:06:56,500 --> 01:07:01,300 Man, can I get you guys to get out real quick? I got fucking the engine with the 752 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:05,920 leaf springs, the weight of the people that are in the thing. 753 01:07:06,140 --> 01:07:07,220 It's very complicated. 754 01:07:07,660 --> 01:07:10,560 The engine's fucked up because he put all his money on interviews instead of 755 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,560 fixing the fucking motor. 756 01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:15,260 Just give me five minutes. All we got to do is just kind of empty out the van, 757 01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:19,240 let the sensor re -sensor, you know, the weight limit. It resets, yeah. It 758 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:23,460 resets, and then you guys can get back in, or else the car will turn off and it 759 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,460 won't turn on again. 760 01:07:25,310 --> 01:07:28,030 I'll be right behind you. No, you can leave your backpack. Don't worry about 761 01:07:28,030 --> 01:07:31,010 that. Just take your sandals. I know, the floor's probably hot. 762 01:07:31,450 --> 01:07:32,610 Let her put her shoes on. 763 01:07:33,270 --> 01:07:35,010 I'm going to need you to get off too, Tyler. 764 01:07:35,830 --> 01:07:39,790 Really? Yeah, yeah. Because the weight needs to reset. 765 01:07:40,850 --> 01:07:42,890 So sorry, man. I've got to get this thing fixed. 766 01:07:46,350 --> 01:07:50,230 Oh, she wants to vape anyways. Yeah, get that shit out of my van. 767 01:07:52,410 --> 01:07:53,410 It's right there. 768 01:07:54,730 --> 01:07:57,490 She's gonna vape. Let her vape outside while this shit resets. 769 01:08:01,990 --> 01:08:02,990 Yeah, 770 01:08:03,290 --> 01:08:05,790 go ahead and vape. Stop, stop, stop. 771 01:08:06,090 --> 01:08:07,090 What? 772 01:08:09,530 --> 01:08:10,530 Tyler. 773 01:08:10,770 --> 01:08:11,770 Hey. 774 01:08:12,410 --> 01:08:13,410 Bailey. 775 01:08:13,830 --> 01:08:15,970 Bailey. Let me get your number. 776 01:08:17,069 --> 01:08:21,870 What? What are you doing? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? 777 01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:25,960 Why would you get a number right now? Thank you. 778 01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:27,540 Oh my god. 779 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:30,920 Did you enjoy yourself? 780 01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:33,660 Did you enjoy yourself? It was fun, right? 781 01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:35,160 Yeah, it was pretty cool. 782 01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:36,540 Thanks for the money. 783 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:38,740 You know why vaping is bad for you? 784 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:43,439 Yes. Do you know why? Well, no, but do you know why in this situation? Like, 785 01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,479 know, we don't want you to vape around us because we don't want to inhale it, 786 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:52,399 which in turn kind of like makes you get out of the van. 787 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:57,620 Which then gives us an opportunity to kind of, like, hand you this and say, 788 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:58,680 you're going to need this. 789 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,340 You're going to need it. Make sure your phone's there. Good. You're going to 790 01:09:01,340 --> 01:09:02,340 need that. 791 01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:04,680 Because, yeah. 792 01:09:05,899 --> 01:09:09,300 Why? Oh, you know what? Make sure your money's in there before we leave. 793 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,319 Are you serious? Go, go, go, go, go. Give me my fucking money. 794 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:15,799 Go, go, go. 795 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:16,800 Go. 796 01:09:17,260 --> 01:09:18,300 Oh, shit. 797 01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:20,479 Oh, shit. 798 01:09:22,729 --> 01:09:24,090 Fucking honey, you fucking asshole. 799 01:09:24,390 --> 01:09:25,390 Did you see her? 800 01:09:25,670 --> 01:09:29,229 And you got her number. What the fuck's wrong with you? No, I couldn't, bro. 801 01:09:29,370 --> 01:09:30,370 Like, how can I say no? 802 01:09:30,569 --> 01:09:32,670 I had to get it. Because of the anal, right? 803 01:09:33,029 --> 01:09:34,930 19 -year -old, did anal with you? You fell in love. 804 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:36,310 I can get her more work. 805 01:09:37,370 --> 01:09:38,930 If we didn't just do it just now. 806 01:09:39,210 --> 01:09:40,210 Maybe.